my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.
*slowly inches closer to your pet*
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
my good friend, who is also a distant relation, and an avid cake decorator asked me to design her a Zuko something or other. Flower crowns and “that’s rough, buddy” were the only specifications. Here’s a quick doodle bc I’m gonna try out a couple of things idk
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe.
Imagine bucky buying a pack of avengers-themed underwear as a joke. He makes fun of them loudly and leaves them around the tower for the others to find, and it’s funny until the night that tony convinces the team to play strip poker. Bucky forgets that he’s wearing the captain america boxers until his pants are off.
he never lives it down.