fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

♥ 133477 — 12 hours ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via notwallysouth (source)
#me  
♥ 67323 — 18 hours ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via meggannn (source)

pemsylvania:

Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.

♥ 2245 — 18 hours ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via pemsylvania
#truth  

ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

♥ 140130 — 18 hours ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via averagefairy (source)
#me  

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

♥ 294217 — 18 hours ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

♥ 83353 — 1 day ago on 16 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)
#me  
♥ 97548 — 1 day ago on 16 Apr 2014 — via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much (source)
lycaeas:

my good friend, who is also a distant relation, and an avid cake decorator asked me to design her a Zuko something or other. Flower crowns and “that’s rough, buddy” were the only specifications. Here’s a quick doodle bc I’m gonna try out a couple of things idk

lycaeas:

my good friend, who is also a distant relation, and an avid cake decorator asked me to design her a Zuko something or other. Flower crowns and “that’s rough, buddy” were the only specifications. Here’s a quick doodle bc I’m gonna try out a couple of things idk

♥ 498 — 1 day ago on 16 Apr 2014 — via equalistmako (source)
#atla  #zuko  #: )))))  
❝ People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water. ❞

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

♥ 285614 — 1 day ago on 16 Apr 2014 — via amitiblydauntless (source)
♥ 5565 — 2 days ago on 15 Apr 2014 — via averagefairy (source)
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♥ 155877 — 2 days ago on 15 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

♥ 91620 — 2 days ago on 15 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)

imaginebucky:

Imagine bucky buying a pack of avengers-themed underwear as a joke. He makes fun of them loudly and leaves them around the tower for the others to find, and it’s funny until the night that tony convinces the team to play strip poker. Bucky forgets that he’s wearing the captain america boxers until his pants are off. 

he never lives it down.

♥ 822 — 2 days ago on 15 Apr 2014 — via fluentinsarcasmandpuns (source)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

image

♥ 200609 — 2 days ago on 15 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)
#me